Logline of the week - Scattered, Smothered, and Covered

Found on Flickr - Image by Mason Poe

Scattered, Covered, & Smothered
A disaffected young woman who feels like she's never had the chance to grow up, about to hit a milestone in her life--her 30th birthday--decides to take her destiny in her hands, and go for all the things she's missing--a husband, a family, a traditional life--by kidnapping her high school crush, an aging football player/ladies man who has recently decided to chuck in the towel, get married, and settle down.